Halloween Scares

"Wake up, wake up" said a deep, but fuzzy voice. "Okay, Okay." I sleepily murmured. "Wait, What?", I shot up like I was being hit by a bullet. "Your not my mother." I shouted at the strange creature. "No I'm not" agreed the thing. "I'm your father!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed, then suddenly stopped realizing that it was just my father.