What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
What goes up and down but never moves?
A road.
What did the math book say to the pencil?
"I got a lot of problems."
What did the page say to the book?
"Don't leave me!"
What is black and white and blue all over?
A frozen penguin.
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