Jokes

Here is my writing for Sunday.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
What goes up and down but never moves?
A road.
What did the math book say to the pencil?
"I got a lot of problems."
What did the page say to the book?
"Don't leave me!"
What is black and white and blue all over?
A frozen penguin.
What kind of bear has no teeth?  
A gummy bear!
When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
Because he was already stuffed.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.